Vol XXI:— From Battlefields to Back-Alley Rumors
Dated: 3 December 2025
Greetings, Dear Listeners
The realm has had some buzz lately, thus I bestow upon you the things that I have seen and heard. Of course, if there’s anything notable that is missing – please send me a whisper or comment down below and we can talk about it 😉
Tourney Wrap-Up
The tournament has concluded, and the victors stand tall: YARR takes the win!
Roads kept things suspenseful, leading for over three-quarters of the month, and CLAN secured a well-earned third.
500 days 4 hrs 7 mins, 444 days 7 hrs 56 mins, and 126 days 19 hrs 43 mins, respectively for the top 3 alliance occupation times.
Well fought, all around.
Audrey’s Eternal Wakefulness
Audrey is still awake…
She has been “beating” nonstop since Nov 10th at 17:06:42, making this possibly the longest stretch of activity ever recorded.
Whether anyone will receive the coveted second visit from the Old Crone — and progress this decade-old mystery — remains unknown. For now, all eyes remain on her.
Whodunnit? — The Quilly Author Debate
The subject of the Quilly’s elusive author resurfaced in global chat recently. Speculation was lively, but one accusation rose above the noise: Remy, with remarkable confidence, declared the culprit to be Elfsas.
While most players tossed around names for fun, Remy took things… personally. Very personally. A curious reaction from someone who “definitely isn’t involved,” unless one considers how often the loudest denier turns out to be the most intriguing suspect of all.
Elfsas later submitted a Whisper in response:
“Remy said that Elfsas is behind the quill. Well, I’m Elfsas submitting this tip to the Quill… it’s not me and I really don’t like having blame thrown at me. I try and mind my own business in Illy, not to mention the fact that I work, have kids, and actually touch grass. Imagine my surprise when I log in for my nightly queues and see multiple in-game messages asking me about what Remy said in global chat about me. Uncool man.”
Touchy, touchy, lady elf — though understandable when one is being accused without cause.
Remy, however, did have one thing right: the author of the Quilly is an elf… just not that elf.
A friendly reminder to our amateur sleuths:
When the truth is right beneath your nose, the only way to miss it is to look somewhere else… or to let someone keep tugging your gaze aside.
Final Thought:
When cheese goes missing, everyone checks the pantry —
but perhaps start with the rat who cannot stop protesting his innocence.
Yuki’s Whisper on Multiaccounters
A whisper arrived at the Quill, allegedly from Yuki, raising concerns about multiaccounters.
The names mentioned will not be shared — both for privacy and because the source requested strict confidentiality.
Her note included this message:
“Please, under no circumstance post the following quotes as the anonymous source may find their identity exposed. They have been provided only to lend credence to my allegations above, and are for your eyes only so that you will see that my allegations are not simply hearsay.”
Duly noted.
The concerns have been heard — and are being watched closely.
Closing Thoughts
That concludes this week’s revelations. Congrats again to the tourney victors — and to everyone else, take notes: accusing the wrong elf doesn’t make you clever… it just makes the real culprit laugh harder.
Stay whispered, my friends.
— The Quill ✒️
The Quilly 
Methinks the elf in question is Monkey… but what do I know?
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