Vol. II — The Whispers Persist
Dated: 27 June, 2025
Dearest Denizens of Illyriad,
While the clamor of swords may echo through the barrens and forest glades, it is the whispered word that reshapes empires. The scroll you now unroll carries not just news, but nuance—delicately drawn from the ink of observation and diplomacy alike.
🕵️ Rumors and Shadows
The rumor of Eowan’s return grows ever louder. Even the venerable Sir Bradley (Stukahh) weighed in with a cryptic comment in Global Chat, claiming knowledge of Eowan’s identity. Moments later, Eowan herself emerged from the shadows to reply on the official Discord. The plot thickens.
🐗 Return of the GNU
Amid the murmur of shifting alliances and ancient names resurfacing, a most welcome figure has emerged from the mists: Smoking GNU. A stalwart of the old guard, his return has stirred quiet celebration among veterans and curious glances from the newer ranks. Long missed and never forgotten, GNU’s presence brings with it echoes of Illyriad’s golden age—and perhaps a reminder that not all legends fade, some merely rest. What role he shall play in this new chapter remains to be seen… but the realm watches with interest.
🥓 Of Bacon and Popcorn
Per the ever-watchful Ranalos, whispers have been circulating that dwarves taste like bourbon candied bacon. Who started this culinary gossip remains unknown, but one suspects a hungry elf with a penchant for exaggeration.
Meanwhile, the Elfses and DarkQuest have allegedly cornered the popcorn market, promising endless snacks for the denizens of Global Chat. Whether this is commerce or chaos remains to be seen.
🧠 Unfinished Business
At the time of this writing, Trivia results for the end of the month have yet to appear on House’s profile. Fear not—the Scribe shall keep watch and report once they surface.
⚔️ Warnings and Wreckage
Jah has issued a dire warning: any who dare thieve from his alliance members shall see their cities razed. Some say he’s bluffing. Others have already begun reinforcing their walls.
And what of Remy? Accusations abound that he is spreading conspiracy theories and half-truths. Whether he is a visionary or a villain remains open to interpretation.
🔥 The Fall of the Cooks
In perhaps the most dramatic turn of the moon, the alliance known as Too Many Cooks has been 99% eradicated, reportedly due to multi-accounting. Whether this was justice or vendetta, their flame has dimmed.
To those who crave glory: beware the silent gaze. The battlefield boasts, but the quiet halls of power hold greater danger. A forged blade is only as deadly as the one who dares wield it… but a whispered lie can send armies crumbling.
Until the next quill-stroke,
🖋️ The Whispering Scribe
The Quilly 
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