📜Vol. V – The One Where Nobody Came Back

Vol. V — The One Where Nobody Came Back

Dated: 25 July, 2025


🌕 The Lonewolf Howls Once More

Rejoice! After a quiet spell beneath the moonlight, Lonewolf has returned to the fold. No grim tale—just time well spent with his brother. The silence breaks, and the howl is heard again. Welcome home.


⚔️ War Without End

The fires between Chill and Laugh still smolder. Skirmishes rage on, and though lines blur and banners falter, neither side shows signs of relenting.
A cold war? Hardly. This one burns.


🔄 The Great Unfurling: Alliances in Motion

As the drums of the tournament begin to stir, banners shift and allegiances dance. A flurry of movement precedes the storm:

  • Thorfinn now rides with the knights of SkB
  • Sir Bradley and Ranalos have pledged their blades to TDF
  • Meat Puppet, Snagglepuss, and Emil seek glory under the SMA banner
  • Remy, long-missed, once more walks among ARR
  • And lastly… Nobody is with Chaos*.
    Except, dear reader, “Nobody” has a name: the elusive Eowan has returned, cloaked in silence no longer.

What spell lies behind these shifts? Only time—and war—will tell.


🪶 On the Naming of Things

A delightful seed planted by our cherished reader Ashi has blossomed: this humble parchment shall now be called a Quilly. A charming moniker for our missive—light as a feather, sharp as a quill. Thank you, Ashi. The name stays.


đź’¬ The Quilly Now Speaks Back

Yes, you read that right. The Quilly now welcomes your voice.
Comments are open—share your thoughts, musings, corrections, or quippy retorts.
The parchment listens.


đź§µ Crafting the Future

The devs have emerged from their forge with a scroll of queries—a spreadsheet, if you must be plain—seeking insight from the realm’s most creative minds. Responses abound across the threads, rich with player thoughts, dreams, and diagrams.
If you’ve ever longed to shape Illyriad’s crafting future… now’s your moment. Speak.

Until Next Week,
The Whispering Scribe

4 responses to “📜Vol. V – The One Where Nobody Came Back”

  1. Eowan Avatar
    Eowan

    I was in chaos, not chill.

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    1. Quill of the Whispering Scribe Avatar
      Quill of the Whispering Scribe

      Corrected, thank you. My draft had Chaos, but for some reason my final version didn’t. Strange.

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  2. anon Avatar

    <script>alert(‘ARRR takes over the news’)</script>

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    1. Quill of the Whispering Scribe Avatar
      Quill of the Whispering Scribe

      We shall see what today’s issue says about that.

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4 thoughts on “📜Vol. V – The One Where Nobody Came Back”

    1. Corrected, thank you. My draft had Chaos, but for some reason my final version didn’t. Strange.

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